मराठी SMS चा धिंगाना अवाजबंध वर !
मज़ा घ्या आणि पब्लिसिटी करा!
Ek Saap Dusryala:Kay re apan vishari ahot ka binvishari?
Dusra:Binvishari
Pahila:Ka re?
Dusra:Me attach mazi jeebh chavli.
Police stationla call yeto:Aho lavkar yaa,emergency ahe.
Station:Kay zala?
Ghar:Gaharat manjar shirliye
Station:Hatticha,mag kay?
Ghar:Aho me POPAT boltoy ani me ghari 1tach ahe!
1da marathi lagnala 1 hindi mulga yeto.
Jevan kartana navra navri 1ka mekala ghas bharavtat
Hindi mulga javalchya marathila vicharto ki kay challay.
Marathi:Ek dusre ko ghas khila rahe he!
Guruji:Bandya Kaal Te Tuzya barobar sabhya gruhasta kon hote?
Bandya:Te sabhya gruhasta nhavte,to maza baap hota!
Marathi Mulincha bhasha-
[1] Ishh
[2] Watratach aahe mela
[3] Hee kon baya?
[4] Chal na re!
[5] Nahich muli!
[6] Gelas udat!
[7] Mazhi Aai ragvel (most frequently used excuse)
[8] Ha kaay avtaar?
[9] Khula ki kaay?
[10] khuthe aahe?
Characteristics of a Puneri Girlfriend
1. She gets really angry if you introduce her as your girlfriend.
2. She starts singing jana-gana-mana loud, if you put your arm around her in public
3. You call her mother 'mavshi' or 'kaku'
4. When she is really sad she goes 'kahi nahi' and doesn't look at you.
5. At least one of her childhood photos has her dressed in a green parkar-polka
6. In a raging thunderstorm if there's a flash of lightning, she is not going
to hug you like in the movies.
7. You have to listen natya sangeet, to get in good with her dad.
8. You have to convince her that 'the 3 hours we spent in Garden actually qualifies as a date
9. She blushes when somebody asks her about you.
10. She doesn't wear jeans and skimpy T-shirts but takes it for granted that her career is as important as yours.
11. She remembers all the poems in high school texts.
12. She talks about 'amke amke' sir and all you can think about him is 'sir, dambis-ahey' .
13. You do not meet her, neither does she, on Rakhi poornima.
14. You and her brother are not buddies.
15. Ghari tumchya avdicha padartha kela tar athvanine dabyat gheun yete.
16. Your date on Chaturthi will be at Dagdusheth Halwai Ganpati / Talyatla Ganpati etc.
17. You have at least once been to Tulshi Baagh with her but she refuses to come with you to Hong Kong Lane.
18. She is more comfortable on Laxmi Road than on MG Road.
Tu aani Me
tu sui mi dora,
tu kaali mi gora
tu poli mi bhaat,
tu football mi laath
tu bashi mi cup,
tu ushi mi zhop.
tu ball mi bat,
tu undir mi cat...
mi mungla tu mungi,
tu saadi mi lungi..
tu love mi prem ,
tu photo mi frame..
tu doka mi kes,
tu saban mi fhes.
tu nisarga mi fiza,
tu kavita "Mi Maazha"
tu ghubad mi pankh,
tu vinchu mi dankh.
tu sambaar mi dosa
tu boxer mi thosa
tu kanik mi poli
tu aaushad mi goli.
tu petrol mi car,
tu daru mi bar.
tu dudh mi saai,
tu kes mi dye.....
tu chaha mi lassi,
tu kumkum mi jassi...
tu toop mi loni,
tu dravid mi dhoni....
tu barfi mi pedha,
tu bavlat mi veda...
tu computer mi C.D.,
tu cigaratte mi bidi..
tu dahi mi loni,
tu kes mi pony
tu computer me mail
tu niranjan me tel
tu tiger mi lion
tu dadar me sion
tu takkal mi kes..
tu canteen mi mess
tu kes me konda,
tu dagad me dhonda.
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Kanda Pohe
Kande poha (A term for marriage talks) cha program chaloo asto …..
Mulgi : Tumhi kay karta
Mulga (Mishkil Swaraat) : AANGHOL (Hee Hee Hee)
Mulga : Bare te jau dyaat tula kaay
yeta?
Mulgi (Chidun) : GHAAM (Hee Hee Hee)
Mulga (varmun) : Bare tula gaata yete kaa?
Mulgi : Hooo...
Mulga : Mag gaaun dakhav
Mulgi : Baher waalat takalay..
Mulga : Waloo De Waloo De !
Tyavar mulgi baher jaaun ek muthbhar WALOO (SAND) aanun dete and the boy
faints on the spot.
Cubicle Joke
Amazing cubicle joke .. specially true for some company freshers
Main kaidi no [ur company id]..
Cubicle ke dewaron ke us paar dekhta hoon
apni hi tarah khaali baithe ek colleague ko dekhta hoon kabhi mail karta
kabhi coffee peeta
kabhi Extn pe baat karta
Messenger pe chat karta rehta
woh kehte hain woh senior hai
fir kyon mere jaisa lagta hai
kyon din bhar FW: padhta hai
Main kaidi no [ur pm id]...
cubicle ki dewaron ke us paar dekhta hoon
cabin me baithe apne PM ko dekhta hoon
kabhi phone pe
kabhi conference-call pe
gussa utarta jaane kis pe
who kehte hain project aane wala hai
training complete karo , kaam aane wala hai
fir kyon mujhe yeh jhootha sa lagta hai
fir kyon yeh sapna sa lagta hai
Main kaidi no 147673 ....
cubicle ke dewaron ke us paar dekhta hoon
Doosri companiyon ko join kar chuke
purane doston ko dekhta hoon
woh kehte hain company chod de, chale aa
woh kehte hain kahin aur kismat aazmao
fir kyon na jaane job switch karne se darta hoon
abhi kuch diin aur intezaar
karne ko jee karta hai
cubicle ki dewaron ke us paar dekhta hoon ...........
Pratyekachya manat ek mastani aste
Pratyekachya manat ek mastani aste
Are halu, hi goshta fakta swatashi bolaychi aste
Lagnachi asli tari ti fakta bayko aste
Apli mastani konalach sangaychi naste
Lok mhantat ha vyabhichar ahe,
Janun bujun kelela ek avichar ahe
Bolnare lok khotarde astat
Swatahpasun sudhha kahi tari lapvat astat
kartil tari kay, Saglech bajirao nastat
Lok nehemi asech vagtat,
Bajiravache prem great mhantat
Tumchya amchya charitryavar shintode udavtat
Yeta jata Naitikteche dos pajtat
Pratyekala thauk aste mastani apli honar nahi,
Saglyanchech nashib kahi tevdhe thor nahi
Tarihi apli mastani japaychi aste
Manachya kappyat khol khol dadvaychi aste....
MORE COMING SOON!
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